Hangin' with my Gnomies

This is one of my close friends, Burberry:

Burberry is so supportive of me, he agreed to let me interview him for this blog!

Me: So, Burberry, what do you enjoy doing as a gnome?

Burberry: Well, when I was a young, little gnomester, I was very mischievous. I would sneak into the house and steal sugar for me and my friends. Ahhh...how I miss sugar....

Me: How old are you?

Burberry: Why I'm 480 years old, I still have some life in me. Maxwell over there is a good 850 years  and he still downs his whiskey in one gulp.

Me: How fascinating. Where do you like to live?

Burberry: Well I like to sleep and relax in the patch over there.

Me: Well thank you for telling us a bit about your life, Burberry.

Burberry: Don't mention it, Lulu. Say hi to Bella for me!

Overall, Burberry is a very kind, honest gnome. When I first came to this place, he introduced me to all of his gnome friends and shared his special dandelion salad with me. Thank you, Burberry!

Top 5 Billy Joel Songs in Order

We all like Billy Joel right? But the question is "Which songs are the best?!!!" It's really hard to choose. Well, here's my answer:

1. Piano Man

2. It's Still Rock and Roll to Me

3. We Didn't Start the Fire

4. Only the Good Die Young

5. New York State of Mind

Super Cool Fashion Trends

     I've been told time and time again that I'm a fashionista. Time to put that to use!
My friend Juliette was wearing the cutest homemade headband the other day, with real leaves
glued on the top! If that's too outdoorsy for you, you can always stop by the dollar store pick up some headbands and fake flowers. I recommend using a hot glue gun.
     Another cool trend is lens-less glasses. Again, go to the dollar store, buy some reading or sun glasses, soak them in warm water, and pop the lenses out. Juliette picked out a cool pair of black, thick-framed sunglasses. It's all thanks to Juliette's subtle, artistic talent.

Mother's Day

   Hullo Blogees,

I decided to write a post on how to pick the perfect Mother's day present. You see, my good friend Wyatt couldn't think of a good Mother's day present. Here's the answer: FLOWERS! They're versatile gifts!
Here are the steps:

1. Go on a nature walk

2. Look at your neighbors pretty flowers!

3. Make sure no one's looking

4. Pick flowers

5. *If you feel this is morally wrong, go to a public park and pick flowers from there instead, it's public property.

Ok so you have pretty flowers. Now you can either:

• Arrange a bouquet
• Press them in a scrapbook
• Make perfume
• Cut off the stems and make your mother a delicious flower petal salad 

Some tips:

1. Don't pick flowers that have thorns

2. Don't accidentally pick weeds

3. If you're caught, just tell them that they're for your mother

Hope this helped you, Wyatt!

~Lulu

Top Ten Screenwriters

1. Richard Curtis

2. Steven Moffat

3. Mark Gatiss

4.Simon Wheeler

5. George Lucas

6. Alvin Sargent

7. Mike Werb

8. Michael Colleary

9. Steve Thomson

10. George Wing